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captainamerika

You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika

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We are not who you think we are 10 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Posts like these make me laugh for real.

Spiders and snakes? Why not try Tellaball milkshakes from Australia 21 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

You are a lifesaver. Thanks dude.

Great Britain's Struggle 19 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Or cockroaches.

Spiders and snakes? Why not try Tellaball milkshakes from Australia 21 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

So, Canberra finally has something good, eh? GIVE IT TO SYDNEY!

Great Britain's Struggle 19 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Other times ice

Indeed! 13 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

What's the Coco one about?

Whoohoo 9 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Welcome to AUS mate. There are two types of Australians: the nice ones and the ones who blame tourists for everything. Enjoy your stay.

Waiting vibes 13 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Yeah. Okay. Me thinks you should see a doctor.

When you press pause at the right moment 13 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Hammer... HAMMER!

When you press pause at the right moment 13 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Fat Amy and Black Widows faces XD

Waiting vibes 13 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

E.T.?

Incredible she-hulk make up 9 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Wow, that's good.

Waiting vibes 13 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

B-But the face...

Waiting vibes 13 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I... I don't know what this is.

This dog has more self control than me~Days left:12!!! 5 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

THIS IS SUMMERWEEN THIS IS SUMMERWEEN

Today's report on all the fandoms 13 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

*cough* Gravity Falls *cough*

yeah...me right now 2 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Become evil.

It all makes sense now 10 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

*sound of my mind exploding*

My Assassin's Creed sense is tingling 12 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

*tries to wall climb*
*falls*

Don't mind if I do! 5 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

*waves*

Violet fluorite 7 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

No it's the Purple Infinity Gem

Some of the things I never learned in high school 16 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Yeah, I just finished the topic Financial Mathematics. It's the basics for taxes and Medicare.

Just don't kill the baby, alright? 21 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

"Your move, baby"
"*gargling noises*"
"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!"

9:30 the night before my paper is due 11 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

"Only 70% though"

You're A Handsome God 2 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

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