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captainamerika

You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika

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The "music" yeah thats what I used to download 6 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

The one where he was reviewing Twelve-year-old Dan's website.

The "music" yeah thats what I used to download 6 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I just watched Dan's video when he was talking about an incident involving LimeWire and accidentally downloading horse porn onto his grandma's computer.

Jesus Christ 12 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

THE BOOKS WERE BETTER. Though the movie was pretty good in itself.

This comment perfectly describes P!@TD's new song 10 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

The user name makes it even better.

That moment when you're done with school so you write a powerpoint 7 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I think it's the top of a chair.

That moment when you're done with school so you write a powerpoint 7 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I just saw this on Tumblr XD

This comment perfectly describes P!@TD's new song 10 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

HOW AMAZING IS 'EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES' THOUGH?

Decapitated rattlesnake bites itself 11 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

That's so metal.

Every other book is a remix 8 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

WEARING ALL VINTAGE MISERY. NO, I THINK IT LOOKED A LITTLE BETTER ON ME

Every other book is a remix 8 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

DOESN'T IT FEEL LIKE OUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT?

i want cheesecake 6 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I want cheesecake too.

Words do not help all 16 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

You go, runner.

Who wore it better? This guy or the trash can? 10 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Apply cold water to the burned area.

When your name is mentioned in a song 23 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

*slow claps*

Deadpool wasn't thinking.. 29 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I want to laugh but I want to cry...

What can I do now? Btw, I live in Australia 12 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

True. For the ones we usually get, it seems to work. Although, they're usually just huntsmen and other harmless ones. Thank god no redbacks.

What can I do now? Btw, I live in Australia 12 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Fly spray works on spiders, too.

Respect indeed 34 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

The only makeup I've ever had to wear was for dance competitions *shudders* or a little for my cosplay. That's it, really. The only makeup I can tolerate is eyeliner, but that's just my emo side talking.

Smooth line 12 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Okay.

We're going down 25 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

And Simba we're going down dying
No? Okay.

I don't know why but these pictures makes me feel so good 11 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Perfect |(°≈°)|

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Smooth line 12 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I want to start a band but I know nothings going to come out of it so ¯\(ツ)/¯

Smooth line 12 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

And this is why people like us shouldn't be famous XD I'd constantly just show up at my fans houses or shit and watch them get really happy.

We are not who you think we are 10 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

You got any more? Kinda need the laughs (not being pushy or anything, if you don't then it's all good :D)

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every time 5 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

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