Erika

captainamerika

You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika
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captainamerika · 8 years ago
BUT THAT'S OKAY I'LL JUST AVOID THE HOLES SO YOU SLEEP FINE
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Epic kitchen fail 21 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
And this is why you don't let me near the kitchen
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Day 542 of your daily dose of cute: Welcome to the tired club, I am your captain 6 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
I got candy
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Wait.. What?? 8 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
I'll take brainwashing thanks
The writers stated that they left bread crumbs leading up to the big reveal... 7 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
NONONONONONONO
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Wait.. What?? 8 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
UNSEE! UNSEE!
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Right? 23 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
#TRIGGERED
Tumblr in a nutshell
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He doesn't try to kill his friends... just his brother. 7 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Wasn't aware we were focusing on the MCU. Sorry.
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He doesn't try to kill his friends... just his brother. 7 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Read the graphic novel.
Why 17 comments
Crocodiles Are Sneaky Bastards 10 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Shhhh don't ruin the magic
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Right? 23 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
One of these is not like the other...
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Push please 3 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Awww <3
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captainamerika · 8 years ago
"When using Pokemon cards, please do not use the holographics"
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He doesn't try to kill his friends... just his brother. 7 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
*spoiler alert*
The reason Thor isn't in Civil War is because he's DEAD
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"I forgot his name again" 3 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Bucky?
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The hero we need, but not the one we deserve 2 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
It's an Indian Myna
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Woodburning with sunlight 2 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Witchcraft
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How the USA wins wars 10 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
*smashes through window* diD SOMEONE SAY HETALIA?!?
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Balancing stones 4 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Ehehehehehehe *removes one stone*
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That's quite impressive 7 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
I CLAIM WITCHCRAFT!
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mind blown to smithereens 11 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
*mindblown*
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Aww look, 3 adorable animals to impale 4 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
I want this
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i find this very very funny 6 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
What all the replies are are the men saying "yes" in their language. It sounds like "yes we see you" when you sound the words out.
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*panics* 2 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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