Erika

captainamerika


You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika Report User
It's kind of true, though 7 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
It's true, and a bit weird sometimes.
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It looks cute... it's NOT bloody cute 19 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Thank you.
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All very true 11 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Yeah, it's pretty cool actually. I'm missing my left hand, so that's 27 and then most of my left radius and ulna so that's another two. "Missing 29 bones" sounds cooler and more dramatic than "missing left hand and half left arm"
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It looks cute... it's NOT bloody cute 19 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
This is exactly how my day went today.
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What! A SON! How?! 12 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
And they have a daughter named Valeria too.
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The ultimate motto of my life 4 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
vury gud advice inded
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The Lykoi cat , otherwise known as Werewolf Cat 3 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
I read the title as "Loki Cat"
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Accurate AF 5 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Khajiit has wares if you have coin
Accurate. 8 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Nee Nee PAPA WAIN wo choudai
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Little voice in your head 15 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Why. Is. This. Happening?
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All very true 11 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Don't worry bro I was born without 29 bones so I'm not a whole skeleton either
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Aww 10 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Ah okay, thanks for clearing that up.
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Aww 10 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
But what if it sprays you?
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Kitty kitty meow meow meowwwwww~~~~ 5 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
NO
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like I'm right here 1 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
SHEN! I love reading his webcomics, they're great!
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any P!ATD fans?! 21 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
I'M DEVESTATED THEY'RE NOT COMING TO AUSTRALIA WHY WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU WE LOVE YOU PLEASE COME TO AUSTRALIA MY PRECIOUS
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Disney/Pixar and Marvel Parallels 17 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
THE LAST ONE TORE OUT MY TINY COLD HEART AND RIPPED IT TO SHREDS AND DANCED ON THE REMAINS THIS IS NOT OKAY GIVE ME MY BUCKY
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Have some food p*rn 8 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Diabeetus
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FEAR ME AND MY PUPPIES 7 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Will and Percy would be the ones stirring him up and then they'd just laugh at his ranting.
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100% relatable 26 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
That you're alive and have a soul
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Tactical nuke, inbound 11 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
g-g-g-g-g-GET REKT
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100% relatable 26 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
CURSING MY GOVERNMENT
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100% relatable 26 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
BUT THAT'S OKAY I'LL JUST AVOID THE HOLES SO YOU SLEEP FINE
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pegman 3 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
Oh sht waddup
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100% relatable 26 comments
captainamerika · 8 years ago
YOU FELL ASLEEP IN MY
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