Nope...
That's a nope on wings

Whenever I finish first in a test or quiz, my friend thinks it's because I like being first. Bitch, shut the fuck up!! Don't be mad just because you slow!!

I was there for all except the first one (11/03/01 ftw!!)

So we can see things as either a circle or square?? But what if I see a triangle

Dudes my name is literally in the title of the Lorien Legacies series

TRAVIS!!! WAITTTTT!! ARE WE STILL GOING TO THE LUKE BRYAN CONCERT!?!?

(Right hand guy) YOU SHALL NOT PASS

*narrows eyes* I'm bout to cut a bitch.

In my opinion overly muscled guys are kinda gross but I don't feel that overweight is attractive either (not that I have a problem with them) so anywhere from a little chubby to an athletes body is what I go for

The dog expression just screams, "I was just taking a nap and the pillow exploded, I swear!! *whispers quietly* Please don't make me sleep on the floor tonight."

"Mischief Managed"

It's kinda sad how true this is though

Taking the hammer from Thor

I literally started hissing at this

It would end up as Dumbledore and Tony Stark arguing over Tony's life choices

White and gold

No. No. No... You're all wrong. It's obviously a mint green towel because bathtub ocean glub glub fish.

What about Tony Stark and his blueberries

IKR!! It's like... "How many fingers am I holding up? *makes a dude, really? face* "20. Bruh I have bad vision, not hallucinations!"

Funny, smart and faithful