Assassin's Creed Syndicate
Skyrim
Eh.. I'd play it

What happens to the 19 and 20 year olds

Death of a Bachelor in my ass

I first I was like... But the nine is still taller?
And then I was like ...oh it's because math is a thing....

There's a restaurant called the Library in NJ so maybe they're talking bout that?

I am fire
I am death
... I am also probably going to get skin disease

I call them festive prison shanks

He is my spirit animal

They're EVOLVING

At this point I think it's just become a joke in the Acadamy or something

The Doctor obviously planned it

Also neither have noses...

Well it's not like he would have hit the toilet anyway...

Hehe.. Well I guess mine just got lost then.. Yeah!.. That's it...

It really sucks that my friends birthday was on the 13th and when he went out to celebrate with his parents he heard about it and felt really guilty that he was celebrating when such a terrible thing happened

And I'm just over here in the forever unkissed and alone club... :'(
But congrats dude!

I named my phone after that little guy

*Dumbledore voice* 'He said calmly'

Reminds me of the secret compartment in the RV in Meet the Fockers