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Cringe: I'm ready to die now 16 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
RIP
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Is that true? Can someone fact check, I'm too lazy. 11 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies counts, but I'm pretty certain to be counted as fanfiction the story has to take place with the same characters and in the same setting/universe. Fanfiction is supposed to be you adding onto someone else's story. So while 50 shades started as a fanfiction of Twilight once she changed who the characters were and where the story took place it was no longer a fanfic.
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Good guy cop 4 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
I've had it up to here with people taking really old jokes and turning them into "guess what happened to me" memes. All these jokes are from ten years ago, you ain't slick
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Saturday is cringe day, enjoy! 12 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
Actually they always cut me off at like 5, saying my posts aren't doing well
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Saturday is cringe day, enjoy! 12 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
So wet
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Saturday is cringe day, enjoy! 12 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
Because she is...
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Saturday is cringe day, enjoy! 12 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
I do it every Saturday and post as many as I can before funsubstance makes me stop
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Read it backwards 8 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
How do these kids get away with these quotes? My high school tried to charge me with sexual harrassment for telling a boy his penis is small
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Premeditated stupidity 16 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
Cracking open a cold nuke with the boys
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What a good woofy boy 4 comments
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Is it "you are a good boy"? 8 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
Incorrect, this is a woofy boy, so he has big sniff instead of Bork
Whoops 11 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
Thank you. Though it's much too early to say, the meme forecast appears to be predicting that the next meme is about cracking open a cold one with the boys. However since it is a nonsensical meme it will be short-lived. So we can predict a 60% chance of meme showers this month, then sunny weather when Trump does something else stupid next month and we can make memes of that.
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Whoops 11 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
Actually I posted all of these because meme trends only last about a month. Therefore I predict that fidget spinner memes will only be funny for a short while longer, so I'm purging my phone of them to make space for whatever the next meme is.
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Welcome home, master 3 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
One of them only speaks lies, the other only speaks truths, what do you ask?
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Mad hair 9 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure that it's physically impossible to have that much hair
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Wedding photoshoot 10 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
The new Aladdin movie looks great
Dog meat will be banned at annual chinese festival 26 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
Heck
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Dog meat will be banned at annual chinese festival 26 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
I would condone the same thing, but then beef would cost 100$ a patty due to the extra food, space, and care required to make sure my dinner lived a happy life. Murder cows, not my wallet.
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Dog meat will be banned at annual chinese festival 26 comments
caqrl · 8 years ago
Maybe I do want to eat dogs I see on the street, you don't know me
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Girl thought she was too hot to get roasted, deleted her account later 14 comments
caqrl · 9 years ago
I posted the link in a chat I did about this, hold on I'll find it
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After using FunSubstance years 28 comments
caqrl · 9 years ago
How can you have mild ptsd, isn't there just ptsd
After using FunSubstance years 28 comments
caqrl · 9 years ago
Oh, cool, so you like to talk to people, but need some time to recharge. That's pretty normal, to be honest I'm the only 100% extrovert I've ever met
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After using FunSubstance years 28 comments
caqrl · 9 years ago
What Is an ambivert?
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After using FunSubstance years 28 comments
caqrl · 9 years ago
And fake college student anxiety
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