uh oh im at stage 5, i got to my friends house before her and our other friends returned from the restaurant, i walked in without knocking, said hi to her parents, grabbed a snack from the fridge, and sat on their couch to wait

yeah except for the fact that all middle school girls have the same handwriting

pickle pops! i used to sell them at the concession stand...

as i read this, ill make a man out of you came up on spotify

...and then I eat all of the cookies.

what movie is the guy from?

i thought it was like hello swear word. like your name is "swear word"

john watson!

best friends: wake up and helps myself to food out of your fridge

barty crouch jr.!

didnt work for me

it's lily from how i met your mother!

mika shika!
i sound adorable