Is it just me or does the woman with the unemployed lumber worker look like Laura Prepon?

Quick! Who just checked those pockets after reading this?

That's really hot.

That looks like it hurts

But some people are fat because they're disabled.

That's tacky

It would've been better if his house didn't look so modern.

Plot twist: he was running from the cops

That one cloud looks like a penis

My moms coworker is a JW and every conversation we have has to be related to JW. The song on the radio somehow has a connection, the sunglasses I was wearing somehow had a connection. At first I didn't mind it, but it get really annoying. Then she always tells me to visit the JW website. I don't mind religion, just don't force it on me. I'm Catholic and staying that way.

Good thing they didn't get you the full sheet cake.

Lauren's really cute.

If dogs could talk, that dog would be saying "What the fuck?"

I found surge soda in my grandmas fridge a couple weeks ago.

Someone saw the opportunity and they took it.

Should've just left your wife...

Every car is capable of going fast, some just take a little more time to do so....

Wtf are in the pillows???

His smile looked bigger on the screen...

And they have free wifi

Should just spent that 30 mins looking for a new girlfriend.

Ew, tap water....