Now I'm off to find the lobster that can't be found

If this wasn't a bot and someone that actually needed help, I'd suggest taking off the pipes from underneath and pushing up with something long. I'm sure whoever it was has solved it by now...

It's not delivery, it's digiorno

I don't see any graphite...

Nice

My wife doesn't find it that flattering when I tell her that in my Forrest Gump voice

I needed this today

Hockey players might have a tough time with this but I'd watch

I only noticed the socks with sandals at first. Is that in style now?

I'm always so eager to skip the 30 second ad before watching all 10 hours of these videos

I enjoy that it's a SpongeBob hat!

Apparently I should be on funsubstance.com

The newer versions of Excel and Word do this for you now. If you ever find yourself in that situation, open up the program again go to file -> open -> recent -> then scroll all the way to the bottom and click "recover unsaved workbooks". It's come in handy several times!

I always enjoy a romantic love story like this

Everybody get up it's time to slam now!
(Side note, if you ever want to go back in time, check out spacejam.com)

It's the cat in the hat's lesser known brother... Cat not in the hat