Oh God of pizza! Have mercy on my bowels!

Plot twist: You find your parents selfies on the internet.

Goddamnit lesagai!

SSSSHHHHHHHH

That's the point, more make up and the obvious.

Ya my name is green now too! I bet they save up all the good stuff they get, then when they catch a terrorist they go in the back and use it all to throw a huge party!

I so would

America will always win because....America.

There's no room for sleeping bag sumo wrestling!?

LOUD NOISES!