Ssshhhhhh

Or a plane

But don't trust the fart

It's a potato battery. Where do you think all that energy is really coming from?

Official job title: Custom dildo box manufacture.

My mom is dead. You two sure are a couple of funny guys!

Not mine. I found it on Tumblr

If it's not, I am going to be very very upset

Something tells me you've never actually watched that show, or you just had an idea for a spinoff.

It's like the feminist who says porn creates fake and high expectations for women in today's society but ignores the massive anaconda between the guys legs.

It's uh.. a.. Uh.. My heavy duty rubber rain boots.