Chapter One: Tits or GTFO

I've been there. They do a tour once each year for 50 people. I'm probably going to get cancer now.

Finally! An clear picture of one, I was just starting to think they were fake.

Swiggity swootie I'm coming fo dat booty!

Plot twist: Fakes her out then actually proposes.

It's relative

Idk. The Texas Rays play some good fútbol.

Droppin knowledge in the projects

Looks like the Jordan shoe shop in Ferguson

I wanna wear her skin to my birthday next week

The amount of times i have been in this exact situation is too damn high!

Well shit...

http://memestorage.com/news/call_the_queen_i_don_t_give_a_fuck/2014-05-08-7992

Rich white kid in college be like...

Black people on welfare be like..

Except for the fact that India is in Asia.. So yeah.. You're Asian.

Did anybody else read "shit" into this?

I don't care who you are. Chik fil a is amazing.

The oil companies are colluding with McDonalds in America making everyone drive there, using more gas.

Anybody else have a drive thru Little Cesar's?