That would be absolutely terrifying

Police Academy: Detroit Edition.

Every liberal ever

The game we all played even when there was Internet!

Who is the REAL criminal? Are you implying the Taliban/terrorists aren't criminals?

Flop

Sooooo did I get the job?

We have to make your fridge illegal now.

Feel the Cookie Monster
Be the Cookie Monster

I've been watching Wilfred (the USA version) since 5:00pm last night. 19 hours straight.. Sometimes I don't even enjoy the shows, it's just a pride thing and I have to finish the series so I can say I've seen it.

My school would send us to the "time out room" and they called it TLC because we needed extra TLC. They had to change the name once we all started calling it "Torture little children"

It's a good thing there are no free throws involved

It looks like Morgan freeman is staring into your soul

at least we don't have a dull have a sense of humor

No, you should let your kids decide if they really believe it or not. And I think it's not generally about if you believe God just snapped his fingers or if it took billions of years for everything to happen. I believe in God but he could have used the big bang (which is just the best theory we have and not a fact I remind you.) to create the universe and all living things developed over time. I believe all that. But I don't believe in human evolution in the sense that humans evolved from an ape like creature over x amount of millions of years. And if you don't like that, then too damn bad. I'm not going to change what I KNOW to be true and my beliefs because some scientist and the world tells me to. I also believe that knowledge is important but when we get to the next life, that your spiritual knowledge and beliefs will be far more valuable than any earthly knowledge we could have had. And the day will come when every man woman and child will see the face of God and cannot deny him.