Every single day

Knock knock knocking on heavens door

Dutch speakers, I'm not judging you, but why do you even have a word for that?

This will follow me all my life

That film was so awful I left the cinema.

I love his face. It's just like "Oh no, not again Bird"

I would be dead by the middle of the lamppost

So, that's why you didn't want the Euro, right? Weeeeell, i can't blame you, that's pretty cool

Majestic

Dexter is that you?

Sherlock, oh Sherlock.

I just keep laughing at this

That's old school

Don't know if better, but definitely not as touching as Up. That shit was intense.

I'm not sure about how fast can that guy eat cheetos, but, that doesn't expire?

Accurate

The only one in my house who actually likes that beep is my dog. I'm pretty sure that for him it means "sausages for the goooood boy"

Darwin approves.