Well at least she stopped putting them in plastic baggies.

My head hurts even contemplating this.

Okay, that's just creepy. Make it stop.

http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/479241/when-youre-the-weird-one/

That's the priorities I like in a man

http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2018/05/03/family-horrified-by-polite-notice-restaurant-staff-hands-out.html
Seriously, he needs to get a grip.

But these are definitely the answers that should be given. She should have Aced it.

Well crap. I get both complex migraines and minor seizures. I've waited 13 years for this movie and I'm either going to have to wait until it is available at home or go to the theater severely medicated.
Thank you for the heads up @maebubbles, seriously.

I would pay to see someone demand to complain to the chef.

My mother fully intended to name me Dorcas but thankfully my sister (who was 15 at the time) refused to allow her to commit that level of child abuse. To this day she insists it's a perfectly lovely name.

It's called karma. Stupid bitch pepper sprayed it in the face rather than just locking the door. Also, she deserves it on principle for that voice alone. I didn't even play it but I can still hear that shrill "BEAR! BEAR! WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT BEAR?!" in my head.

As far as the whole cousin/aunt thing, in some families, especially if cousins grew up close, they refer to them as their kids aunt or uncle.