No. They don't, seriously, and for obvious reasons.
Mail:
https://thelawdictionary.org/article/what-is-the-federal-law-for-opening-mail-not-addressed-to-you/
Rights:
https://family.findlaw.com/emancipation-of-minors/what-are-the-legal-rights-of-children.html

Nope, Damaged Single Mom.

I believe thats in Dubai

No, she said you care MORE about bee and cows than other humans, which IS an obvious inference of the thought process. As for your ludicrous and obviously ignorant ramblings, all I will say is, personally, I DON'T like milk, but I'm also not going judge people who do, nor am I going to begrudge people who make their living selling those animal by products.

No problem, I find the old Hollywood stories entertaining.

Wrong. Once mail is delivered to your house it is no longer property of the USPS, so its not a crime, especially if its addressed to a minor child in your custody. If it were illegal, then any parent opening a birthday or Christmas package for their toddler or baby would be breaking the law. Also, this doesn't say anything about it being mail, just an "envelope labeled private" which most likely HADN'T been through the mail to begin with. Minors honestly don't have much in the way of property rights or privacy rights (in regards to their parents) legally, as they are under the legal guardianship of their parents/guardians unless emancipated.

J.R.R. Tolkien. He wrote The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings and other definititly NOT children's books

Why, it makes as much sense as the counter argument. Also, just a note, if you DON'T milk a cow, it actually causes WAY more harm and pain. Bees are going to make honey regardless, its better to maintain a well cared for colony then to let them all die out

I've sadly reached the point where Adderall no longer affects me. So I'm immune.

Okay, that wins, hands down.

So....a werewolf mated with a Maine Coon?

And the helmet is...well that's pretty obvious

Don't make me bake you, potato

My thoughts exactly. I just showed this to my mother (who used to work at animal rescues/hospitals), first thing she said was that ISN'T just Main Coon, its at least half Bobcat.

In the original (in the 50s so keep that in mind) Jayne Mansfield (blond) was actually showing areola "accidentally" and not showing any remorse, and Sofia Loren was judging her (justifiably) because, wardrobe malfunction aside, she was being INCREDIBLY rude, crashing a party for Loren, acting almost vulgar, and basically making a huge scene of herself because that's what she did as a rule, and Sofia Loren did NOT appreciate any of it, given sh ed is basically fashion royalty. The Modern Family was simply doing a spoof off the infamous photo, its not social commentary.

The book was just something else entirely. Hammond was an ass who we were happy to get killed. Ellie was just a grad student with borderline hero worship. Malcolm DIED, yet somehow was resurrected for the sequel. And DON'T get be started on the BABY RAPTOR

Basically he gets a patpat on the head and told to go sit down.

He's probably like "ew, dead guy bike, don't touch me"

But the facial proportions seem off for a main coon

And a dash of werewolf