Just 90s things 15 comments
cguerr93 · 6 years ago
I hated watching Titanic on VHS because you knew when you started that second tape Rose was gonna get slapped by that douche-hole Cal.
Holy shit 4 comments
cguerr93 · 7 years ago
She was on America's Got Talent!
Double standards 25 comments
cguerr93 · 8 years ago
Thank you Lenny, you da real nominee.
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Polar bear sees child in bear costume 6 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
Bear: Wow. That's offensive.
Good 32 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
Armor-dillo
*pap pap* Good creb 6 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?!
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Did Happen.. Once 2 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
This is literally me. My cousins cat grabbed onto my forearm and clawed me on the underpart of my forearm and I was sent to counseling that same week at school. FYI, no one buys the cat excuse.
t*ts healthy for you 4 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
"Tit's healthy for you"
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But isn't it a young adult book series? 24 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
Those books are literally Post High School reading level where I am from. I hardly see any kids reading them cause they are too difficult to read and comprehend for children.
When I pretend to have musical taste 1 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
Fool proof.
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Give To Hollywood Anything And They'll Make A Film Out Of It 18 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
Holy crap are you talking about The Price of Freedom?!?! I totally read it and loved it. Great build up for the movie saga to start!
A pokemon tale 16 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
Am I the only one thinking that the poor kid will have to completely beat the entire game to have enough badges and credentials to have influence over that level 100 Pokemon? It's heartbreaking...
Give To Hollywood Anything And They'll Make A Film Out Of It 18 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
They are in the making of the 5th installment titled "Dead Men Tell No Tales"
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This trolley of puppies 8 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
"Anything off the trolley, dears?"
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Who put that there? 6 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
Not gonna lie. This is ridiculously adorable.
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Do you hear it? 8 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
Or a Dementor.
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so cheesy 23 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
Still better than 50 Shades of Grey
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Moreover height is something we cannot change but we have full control 11 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
A guy I graduated with had used something similar as a kid because he was a champion martial artist, and apparently his parents thought it was okay, and it stopped his height development early and he's been like 5'6" since like '08.
incase your ship is being broken by canons 7 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
Or if you REALLY physically want to bring two people you think would make a great couple together.
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Lightning hoops? 8 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
And then God proclaimed unto his children, "lol"
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How voting works in the US. 5 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
It was just a joke from a television show, calm down. If you don't find this funny, downvote and move on. I was not purposely trying to shame any religion with this post. I'm sorry you found it offensive, but that's not an excuse to act like an asshole. And reposts happen, like I said, downvote and move on.
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The original temple run 14 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
You had to earn them in the trivia rounds/physical challenges so that if you and your partner made it to the Temple you could exchange one to the Temple Guards if you were caught.
Can't say that on tv 2 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
Oh Lori Beth..
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The Ultimate Insult Creator 52 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
Idiotic Boner Waffle
Truth has been spoken 7 comments
cguerr93 · 9 years ago
If you cover his face his head looks like a perfect caramel apple with a popsicle stick in it.
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