Cool story bro

AAAAGGGHHHHHHH!!!

A degree is for life, none of those marriages will last past 5 years.

#relatable

Oh do fuck off. Fucking assholes like this ruin it for rest of us by setting high expectations.

There's a film coming out based on the song. Could explain the blip.

I don't think the before picture is needed.

I want you to use apostrophes

I hope this is true.

#truth #staywoke

Because fuck you that's why. He's a super hero with X-ray vision and laser eyes deal with it

The name Monday can be applied to any day that you return to work on after a break. Like a Tuesday that follows a bank holiday.

Still hurts, man

One is marketed at men using sports celebs, the other is marketed at women. Men don't like to think they're on diets.

'Freed' they're racing pigeons, dumbass.

Right in the feels.

She's right

DAAAAMMMM!!!

Old Iron Man WTF!!

SMH, when you realise Funsub is your main news source.

1: 4 (list of names)
2: few days ago (spiderweb)
3: by river (ores)
4: no (you don't get wild chickens)
5: from the north
6: evening
7: catching butterflies
8: bob (a few days meaning 3 he's 3rd on the list)
9: October 9th (pumpkins are in season in October and there's a 9 next to bob's name)