Never heard of this band.

And all you’ll do is play Minecraft SMDH

Why not carry your own spare batteries? You know as if your life depended on it

Poetry

...then left, abandoning humans to create our of fate.

Google ‘Millennial whoop’ to find out why they sound the same.

The picture is Ian McShane aka Lovejoy

I guess it’s alright...

So what, the sun is a lamp now!! When will this madness end!!?

When I sit on the toilet underware is 40% off

I’d of said that regardless of if it was true or not so the cashier reconsiders next time they feel compelled to open their big mouth.

This is genius!!

This is why the medieval period is referred to as the dark ages, it’s the one time technological development and science went backwards not forward.

But the initial game development and cloud infrastructure to run it is way more advanced than mobile. So why shouldn’t they charge more initially?

This has been the premise of all mobile games for the last decade. A gaming industry worth trillions of dollers. I don’t know why EA is getting so much crap for BFII.

What are the 22 countries? I’ll let the queen know so we can correct this oversight.

It’s a trick. Stuff like this stops after you’re married.

Wasn’t brave enough to draw a cock on her face.

Sneak 100

‘Whose a good boy, you’re a good boy, pull yourself together go back in there and be a good boy’

This is cool