'Equality traffic lights' 29 comments
chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
Simple. Can we make you prime minister?
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Happend to me! 14 comments
chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
Yes. We used to call them future dreams, but actually it’s called Deja vu. Next time you feel one happening try and change the future buy doing something random.
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Edited 6 years ago
Friendly reminder to my fellow dads! 11 comments
chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
Lots of dads I know refer to looking after their kids as ‘babysitting’ winds me right up.
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When concrete stairs are out of order 8 comments
Can't handle the swag 7 comments
chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
Looks like the person is obese. Obesity leads to Diabetes, that can cause water retention normally in the feet and lower leg.
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Me as an old man 9 comments
Animals that have it better than me 9 comments
chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
Humans. But then they feel lonely when near other humans. Hard to tell if animals feel lonely near others of their kind.
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If a chip butty is wrong then I don't want to be right 37 comments
chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
Noodles, veg like bean sprouts etc, miscellaneous meats, soy sauce, all mixed together
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Animals that have it better than me 9 comments
chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
In the UK a pig is required by law to have a minimum amount of space while it’s being transported in a lorry. The amount of space required by law is more than a human gets in economy class on an aeroplane.
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Anon misses an opportunity 5 comments
Take the shortcut 4 comments
chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
It’s the only answer. So it’s not a shortcut or no system is beaten. It’s just the answer.
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15+ hilarious marriage tweets in 2017 7 comments
chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
The internet is a good practice ground for marriage. Because, you’re wrong. No matter what you say or do. You’re wrong.
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Car for wheelchair users 15 comments
chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
So wheelchair users, have no friends, no family and no reason to carry anything other than themselves. Slow clap.
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Australia is the strongest country in Australia 36 comments
Is that possible? 4 comments
chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
Or flat earthers are visitors from that universe and have worked out how to cross dimensions and have come here to just piss us off with their nonsense.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 6 comments
chad_bullet
· 6 years ago
Don’t know who the signing cowboy is, but my first thought was the somg at start of Lion King
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