Some can be proper arsehole’s too, then you’re the bad guy for calling them an arsehole. The same goes for children

Ninjas cutting onions in my office. What a hero.

All the time. Especially my ex girlfriends who I still think of.

Death to the free thinkers!!

The best and worst of America in one story.

Are they her shoes?

Sneak 100

The man holding the pointy fork is wearing a Santa hat??

How the American health care system works.

Tell her that her snatch shouldn’t be like a wizards sleeve.

Ahhhhhhh.. oh

THIS

He works from 9am - 3:30pm and gets an hour for lunch. I want his job.

Damn son!!

Why is give and receive different?

I think we will stop having our own cars in the future. Instead we’ll summon a car to us like a driveless Uber. You’ll pay more for prestigious makes which are more luxurious inside. You’ll arrange cars for the trips you do regularly like work etc. Then that car will go off and service someone else’s trip. The average car today spends most of its time parked anyway.

The irony of using a Grumpy Cat meme who has made its owner millionaires and they just successfully sued for copyright infringement. But yeah F game makers who want to make money.