Y’all eat ass but won’t eat a sushi pizza. Get outta here.

Maybe this ones doesn’t have the stupid right to bear arms entry.

I’ll take ten point for that never happened

At every concert I’m just like put your dam phones away. You’ll never watch it back and your friends who aren’t with you won’t care.

When something bad happens you look for an adult to help, and you notice everyone is looking at you for help and guidance. You realise you’re the adult.

‘As pets’, isn’t really the right term. They live together for they are stronger together than apart. They mutual benefit each other, they are co dependent, they are married, married is what they are.... dam.

Is this a euphemism for him screwing her.

Dump him. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

You are Traffic.

Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

Shame he couldn’t afford to buy some fashion sense, white socks and red flips. O_o

Carffee bug

Some people just want to watch the world burn

Vom bucket on standby

Supreme fighting skills. Obviously.

When it rains hard, it’ll flow straight down those steps through the doors and flood it.

Did her ovaries explode in one of those pictures?

WTAF. I can still walk after spending that long in bed sooooo.

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