I’m not crying you are

Swag

Relatable

Until it rains and the noise keeps you up all night.

Delivered!!

NUT

Upvoted for being able to pull off that sock combo

Because most of it’s cutomers don’t look after their stuff as a result of having too much disposable income.

Which means the update was a success. They kept the user experience the same, while introducing new features and supporting multiple operating systems.

Fine. Now don’t let it go to waste.

These cats are actually dead and for-sale in this shop.

Let people enjoy things.

Going to bed early because you have a charger next to your bed, and your phone is at 2%

I’d of put them in my belly. Nom nom nom

Isn’t the original already a photo of a penguin. This is just a different type of penguin.

It’s not stupid if it works

I find the timing of a joke is usually the best part. The timing of this is terrible.

This is exactly how stupid being gender fluid is.

Mind stays not blown.

Just like the World Cup, he’s not coming home either.