You recognized your mistake, therefore I forgive you.

Nope. The only thing I can think of that's kinda stupid is the transgender bathroom thing, but even then I can at least see where they're coming from.

You know what, that is true. Other than that, though, I think it's perfect. Like, if I could move to a state that's exactly like Texas, but, like, fifty degrees cooler, and has legalized marijuana, that would be perfect.

First of all, there is literally no way to know that this post is by a white person, a black person, or any other kind of person; second, no, this is what any person does when they get wired as fuck after popping some amphetamines. It's kinda fun.

Of course, they could have just as easily been sucking dick, your guess is as good as mine.

I believe that was a call back to a point, earlier in the episode, where they danced because neither one wanted to acknowledge an awkward situation.

I don't understand, Texas is perfectly sensible. Always has been.

What do you mean, "finally"?

Slightly?

Well, you tried.

Seriously, red haired chicks are the best.

Don't be specific, just apologize for all the times you've been a dick to your mom.

It's still awesome, though. Reminds me of that Doctor in... Antarctica(?) that removed his own exploded appendix.

You should ask her for forgiveness. Even if you think she deserved it, a no-fault apology can usually go a long way.