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I feel bad for laughing 8 comments
chakun · 7 years ago
As a German, you can't even make Nazi jokes, can you?
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chakun · 7 years ago
Have you ever been raped?
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chakun · 7 years ago
I'm pretty sure rape is waaaay more traumatic than just losing a fight. I can't tell you for certain, because I've never been raped, but I have had my ass kicked before, and, while it hurt physically for quite a while, mentally, I was no worse for wear, whereas this child will bear the mental scars of her rape for the rest of her life.
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Then I watch and laugh as they sneak a piece anyway and convince themselves they're wasted 5 comments
chakun · 7 years ago
That explains so many snackless nights during my childhood...
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chakun · 7 years ago
Aside from the violence and psycholigical trauma that was inflicted upon a child, you mean, or do you need more reasons that raping a child is wrong?
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chakun · 7 years ago
Did you really say that, "rape is hardly traumatic"?
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Wake up 7 comments
chakun · 7 years ago
Don't you fucking judge me...
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chakun · 7 years ago
I'm sorry, dude, it's just, the way you said it, sounded like you hadn't seen it.
Poor Lilo 15 comments
chakun · 7 years ago
Nice.
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chakun · 7 years ago
And after that, if you haven't seen Full Metal Jacket, watch Full Metal Jacket!
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chakun · 7 years ago
You've never seen Apocalypse Now?! Why didn't you tell me you were trying to watch it, I wouldn't have been offended, go! Go watch it, now!
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Russian transformer 13 comments
chakun · 7 years ago
No, fuck that, he's Squatimus Prime.
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Russian transformer 13 comments
chakun · 7 years ago
Cheeki Breeki Prime
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*dances aggresively* 5 comments
chakun · 7 years ago
U want sum fuck?
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Pixelated avocado 12 comments
chakun · 7 years ago
Alright, let me rephrase. You recognize your racism, therefore I forgive you.
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chakun · 7 years ago
I'm more of a Pacific Northwest/New England kinda guy. I was exaggerating when I said fifty degrees. Like, if Washington state suddenly developed a love of guns and personal accountability, and a disdain for identity politics, it would be perfect.
Mood: Killed 5 comments
chakun · 7 years ago
It's not a joke. I literally mean, wear it like war paint on the gridiron.
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chakun · 7 years ago
Well, luckily for us, you don't make the laws. An individual deserves the right to defend their family, community, and property from any and all IMMEDIATE threats, using whatever force they deem necessary. It's part of the reason our founding fathers gave us the second amendment.
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Mood: Killed 5 comments
chakun · 7 years ago
Put it under your eyes to keep glare from fucking with your vision.
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chakun · 7 years ago
so a man needs to be punished for saving his daughter from a rapist? That's like saying a woman should be imprisoned who kills a man who attempts to rape her.
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Poor Lilo 15 comments
chakun · 7 years ago
True. Plus, she would be an adult at this point, wouldn't she?
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Poor Lilo 15 comments
chakun · 7 years ago
No joke, I would wife an adult Lilo. Is that creepy? I feel like that's a creepy thing to say.
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chakun · 7 years ago
Not in Texas, he's not.
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Scary Movie (2000) 4 comments
chakun · 7 years ago
So true.
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chakun · 7 years ago
Did you read the story? The man caught the other man raping his five year old daughter behind a barn which obviously caused him to go into a rage and beat the shit out of him. However, the father did call 911 and the rapist was still alive during the calls. He later died of his injuries. It's not like the rapist was in jail and they just let the father beat him to death, and under state law deadly force is authorized and justified in order to stop sexual assault, which is what he was doing, he caught the rapist literally with his pants around his ankles.
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