Apparently you're watching some kind of underground cooking competition, because I have literally never seen anything like what you're describing.

It just can't be HIGHER than the America flag. It can be up to the same height.

Marry her.

Murder

There are Ziploc cereal bags, dude, buy the off-brand.

Lapis is bae

Marry her.

Dumbass should have made her delete the meme.

Or the fact that Pocahontas was Native American and not African American?

Have you guys heard of Billy Millin? Dude charged the beach standing high, playing his pipes under fire. He talked to captured German snipers who said they didn't shoot at him because they thought he had gone mad.

How did they know it was shaped like a dragon before the advent of flight?

Let the man dream.

A lot of people think it was the Federal Reserve what killed JFK.

He has a pretty good case for sexual harassment if he gets a decent lawyer.

Rush predicted this back in the seventies.