See, what they should have done is buy it so the other person has to come over and watch it.

'Murica

If it looks stupid, but it works, it isn't stupid.

This is literally just the Iranian government telling the men of their country that they need to take things into their own hands. The law hasn't changed, they just aren't enforcing it.

Then stop telling him you're tired unless it's legitimately affecting your health, there, problem solved.

Then leave if it's so terrible.

Well, those people shouldn't be saying it because YOU celebrate Christmas, but because they do. You should just respond with whatever holiday you celebrate in the winter. It's called being a decent fucking human being.

It gives light.

Ok, for real, how the fuck did he do that?

one gallon of water may not destroy a rock, but thousands of gallons over a long time, will turn that rock into dust.

Well, what good is it if we can't fuck it?

Don't pretend you're immune to urban sprawl, England. Even if you do have beautiful countryside.

I mean, he has an extra chromosome, so that's one difference. I'm not saying he should be ridiculed or whatever, for it, but you can't say you're exactly the same.

Now you're getting it!

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