Correction, how often does the media credit writers that aren't already famous actors or directors

Peachy, you wanna talk about heart attack inducing? Everything in a full English breakfast is fried. Fried bread, fried hash, fucking bubble and squeak, the sausage and the black pudding, the tomato, pretty much everything but the beans. There's a reason that a full English is also called a "fry-up". Compare that to my personal favorite breakfast, Two fluffy southern-style biscuits, smothered in maple-sausage gravy, with a fried egg and a side of hashbrowns. Now, while the egg and hashbrowns are fried, the sheer volume of fried food in my preferred breakfast is significantly lower, and I don't think biscuits and gravy has very much sugar.

I hate German breakfasts, they're the wurst

Yes it is, and yes we are, no arguments.

Was the terror perpetrated by Muslims? Then it is Muslim Terror.

If you had to pay to get one of the most stressful jobs in the world, would you?

Actually, only about 25% of people, barring psychopaths and sociopaths, actually have the capacity to kill people. But we get almost 90% participation in combat. This is because of the training our soldiers receive.

President Obama is literally the reason President Trump even ran for office. "Well, I'm one thing you'll never be, President of the United States." Well guess what, motherfucker.

If you don't like President Trump, blame President Obama.

No, dude, he ran for office in '07