No joke, though, we have technology that allows you to not pull your titty out in a crowded restaurant. It's called a pump and a bottle, look it up.

I see Jesus everywhere, man.

Cartelleros wear ties, and they're the worst monsters I've ever seen.

Hey, don't pretend whites are the only ones who don't know what bay leaves are.

Wholesome comic is wholesome.

I'm just having a shit

OI! this is my fuckin' job!

All too often.

Why is it something only a white guy can do?

Slavs are the best kinds of people.

I'm all about expression and shit like that, but sometimes you just need to tell a kid no.

Gee Leslie, way to make the students that aren't having sex feel left out.

That's just rude.

Even if telepathic rape were a real thing, you could literally never prove that the "rapist" was thinking of his victim when he was jacking off.

Her first mistake was thinking that she had rights as a woman in Pakistan.

I don't get it.