Isn't he married? Like I'm not Elon's biggest fan, but that just seems like a low blow.

But, like, what else has she done?

I volunteer as tribute.

Watch this not be satire, and someone out there actually believes this.

I love it!

I think this post gave me cancer

I really think there should be an image with the woman AND the mermaid, OTHER WISE I THINK WE JUST WITNESSED A MURDER.

You shut your mouth, these things are nuggets of heaven.

I wouldn't be worried until he tries to rebuild King Solomon's Temple.

If my food is emotionally "distressing" maybe you're not right.

"Democracy dies in darkness?" Fuck you, Washington Post.

@ .... Aw man...

Putin has a kill count, 'nuff said.

I mean, I kinda already thought she was dead, so...