Nah, we have to do shit to chocolate.

They also have about ten percent the population of the US

Yeah, probably.

Ramen is about 4-5 packs for a dollar on a normal day.

But that in and of itself would require cooperation on a scale that is only attainable in the event of a catastrophic event such as an alien invasion, at which point the mass delusion would be moot.

And that will require some outside force, like an alien invasion.

No, that's a fucken XENOS!!!

Shut up.

Or a gun club.

Not only that, the the second amendment is meant to allow the citizens to rise up against the government in the event that tyranny takes hold. So we SHOULD have automatic weapons and "high" (normal) capacity magazines. Otherwise, how are we supposed to keep the government in check?

The thing of it is that he wasn't diagnosed with a mental illness.

If you have been diagnosed with a mental illness, you cannot buy a gun.

And we regulate the ownership of guns.

Shhhh, then the joke wouldn't work

I think I've said this before, but I'll say it again. I like you, guest_. I don't always agree with you, but you're coolio.

Oh fuck.