Oh yeah, and you must be willfully ignorant to think we give two shits what Germany thinks of us. You might joke about us going to war for oil, but we joke about y'all going to war for racial purity, so you can suck it.

You must also be willfully ignorant to believe that military funding only finds weapons development. Because of course it doesn't go toward medical breakthroughs, or computer technology, or even just plain quality of life technologies.

He's saying military funding funds scientific advances. Therefore, "the military is science." It's really not that hard, unless you're just willfully ignorant.

I would argue that we don't even make impossible an obstacle. We make it a stepping stone.

Or, be like, "You're right, a lot of men do say that."

America

I'm not.

And a heavy dose of anger issues.

Bill Burr is good. He's pretty good if you're looking for a more centrist view of things.

You just need to find the right comedians, my dude.

Dude, what the fuck are you on about?

And that's the difference between pro-gun people and anti-gun people. While I would encourage everyone to own a forearm and be familiar with it, I would never force it on another person, but anti-gun people want to force their philosophy onto me, and that just ain't right.

My man.

The 2008 housing crisis isn't done with. It's been projected to come back even harder in the next couple of years. They didn't let the bubble pop. All they did was let some air out, but it continued to inflate.

Yeah. You could say they're.... Catty.

I'm sure the toilet holster is just for when they are on the toilet. Letting your sidearm rest on the floor isn't the best thing for it, so they use the toilet holster to always have it ready, in case of emergencies.

That's where Mr. Hairspray and Mrs. Lighter come into play.

Wait, so I'm supposed to cross to the other side of the road or walk faster, because a complete stranger thinks I might be a rapist? Fuck that noise. Yeah, the guy shouldn't have said that, but the woman isn't completely devoid of any guilt here.