I can't even put lol here because this deserves so much more than a simple laugh out loud, I nearly woke up my "ltr" laughing when I read this. This is perfection in all it's jackassery. I didn't think men like this existed out of Archie Bunker skits. Perfection. Thank you, is all I can say. Thank you.

Now you got it! You just keep on doing what you're doing and avoid all contact with the scary emotional creatures, dearheart. You're doing great!!!

I hear you broski! We gave them the right to vote, unchained them from the kitchen so they could go buy groceries and stuff- and what do they do instead?
Become big, scary, autonomous beings with thoughts and feelings all their own. I am with you brother! Vindicated, could you just be a little less...seen? It makes me question my own masculinity when you're so confident.... thanks.

Dang women with opinions, getting likes and stars. Next thing you know they'll be having' blogs, tumblr's, and maybe wanting to YouTube too. Heaven help us menfolk, I am right frightened too!

In this case, it looks like you are, my friend

...that caps lock there is the mating call of a man with no opposite sex of any kind in his life (innuendo intended lol). I am with Crash, I have women friends, one of my best friends happens to be of the double X variety. And it doesn't bother me or my girlfriend (:

me too

...yeah, there is nothing disturbing about posting *breathing hard* in the middle of a post about sexual assaults...smh

Lol, absolutely. When you have no actual argument to make and nothing intelligent to say, blame women. Sure, you have been talking about them being women and telling them you know what's best, but how dare they point out you're men? Crazy feminists, amirite? Totally breaking our balls by pointing out you're arguing something this post is not against. You should be allowed to dominate the conversation, damn it, how dare they!! You can keep bringing up your pointless points and derailing dialogue! And when those women call you on it, yell oppression and tell everyone you're a victim, and how they've hurt you. Because irony is a dish best served with ignorance.

Bro, we can see your comment chain- we shouldn't insult others while typing about our own deep need for porn on the same account, should we? I'd tell you to go fuck yourself, but... You know, you are with the porn and all. Stop taking your frustrations out on others and may be switch hands for the night.