He owes me about 500 years of allowance.

Yeah... Good luck with that.

Yeah, I was /supposed/ to become the portal to let Satan back to Earth, but, I didn't feel like it. So I jumped down a hill, and lived with goats for a bit.

My mother was human. There's a bunch of us. You know how frat parties go...

I literally am Satan's child.

Jokes on you, I have an elevator pass.

I will see you in hell

I know

Yes