Hello

YAAAAAAAY WEIRD ASF RAISE TIME YOURE GREAT

THERE IS A REASON FOR QUOTATIONS, CALM DOWN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey

Wassup person

Why do you even need a raise?

You think you can just leave for weeks and come back wanting more -_-

When did I leave?

Didn't you? We haven't talked for awhile tho

Yeah I did

Well, you're pretty cool, so 20% raise

No one is cool in hell

Except you you're cool asf amazing, I'll talk to you more if ya want

That explains why I can't be chill

You're chill asf

You'd be surprised at my ability to be instantly unchill

Nope

You're cool asf

Yep