I'm not honest but you're interesting

You've git a head like a dropped pie...... Or you've got a head like a smashed crab

"If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards"
"You're mom's teeth are so yellow, that I can't believe its not butter!"
"You're teeth are so widely spaced, it looks like your tongue is in jail"
"You're so dumb, when you got locked in a superstore, you STARVED to death"

You're so basic, you make acetone seem acidic

You are sh*t, do you know what a sh*t is? Just go look in the mirror!

I'd rather have to use poor grammar for the rest of my life than listen to you speak any longer

You fly ridden decaying melon

Your parents must be related

It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork

You're so ugly that when your grandma dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers and the third one's for you

Honey, if someone threw a dildo on the floor, it'd be up your ass is mere seconds.

Your countenance is aesthetically displeasing so please allow myself to refrain my eyes from such aggressive bombardment.

If there was an undo button in life, you wouldn't be here.

Cunt nugget

If I were you I'd be full of myself too, it's inevitable when your head is stuck that far up your ass.

Are You Physics? Because Fuck You, I Do What I Want.

Your As Sane As Congress.

"You're the worst thing since sliced Hitler" -Stuart Ashen
"oh you flip! You flipping flipping flipper, oh it's the knackers yard for you pal!" -Father Ted

I hope the Squirrel from Ice Age bites your nuts off.