I don't like using night lights. Dark enough for you?

I prefer dark chocolate over milk chocolate. That might be darker.

Dark chocolate is the best.

I stole the cookie from the cookie jar
#itwasworthit

I stole a balloon on free balloon day
I've regretted it ever since

I stole a balloon from a baby when they weren't looking.

I once gave my friend a glass of soya sauce and told him it was coke

I work at Walmart and one time. I was coming into work. I came in through the exit doors ;-; #HardAss

Want a dark secret? I have PTSD.

I shit in my friends backpack in the 8th grade

That must have been a shitty experience

And a shitty surprise for your friend

Is dailydoseofcringe the same person as dailydoseofcute?

...I ate pringles that tastes ketchup... With ketchup

I deleted my niece's sim file cause she deleted mine.

Thats not dark, its just fair

Can you have retarded sims?