kisnotundercover · 9 years ago
Something like
"Break up? *get out magic 8 ball* All signs point to YES."
otamega · 9 years ago
You: your ex is pretty sexy
Them: I don't have one
You: now you do
deleted · 9 years ago
"I think we need some space"
*moonwalks away*
deleted · 9 years ago
Astronauts just need space, man.
deleted · 9 years ago
Whatever you do, don't type out a note and leave it in their dorm room when their hall is doing secret pals. NOT FUN!
Otherwise, give them chocolate, tissues, and a sorry for your loss card and walk away.
deleted · 9 years ago
Buy the movie "Up" on dvd, break it in half
kisnotundercover · 9 years ago
Adam that's brutal
deleted · 9 years ago
It's not brutal, it's my nature
chelseajenise · 9 years ago
Me: wanna see a magic trick?
Bf: sure
Me: poof you're single