fbi · 9 years ago
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Trump so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Trump every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Trump is love" I say; "Trump is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Trump
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Trump
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Trump
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Trump
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Trump
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Trump looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all ogre now."
>Trump lea
underyourbed · 9 years ago
Is this
Is this Shrek but with Donald Trump ?
otamega · 9 years ago
1. Join clubs or do stuff outside school
2. Befriend the loners (I bet that all of them wouldn't mind a little chat)
3. Find happiness in being by yourself
otamega · 9 years ago
Trust me, as a certified wallflower
underyourbed · 9 years ago
1. My school doesn't have clubs, it's a catch up school
2. There's really no loners, everyone seems to know each other from previous schools
3. I can't really do that on account of being bullied as a child up until mid teens and still having self worth issues
otamega · 9 years ago
1. Then I recommend you to do activities outside of school. Like joining a choir, volunteering etc
2. Try to assert yourself in the conversation. Or maybe intiate a convo in the group. When you're trying warm up to them, it's best to go one by one
underyourbed · 9 years ago
1. I've looked for the past couple of years but there's nothing good in my area. I've looked for things like larping and fandom meetups but they're either discontinued or too far.
2. I actually talk quite a bit in school, made some friends, but they never give me their contact info when I ask or ask for mine either.
otamega · 9 years ago
2. Just add them on FB. People get lazy and, well, someone's gotta take the first step.
Tip: People who are frequently and consistently present are usually identified as more reliable and open.
chelseajenise · 9 years ago
The reason why I have so much friends is because I'm a part of so many fandoms. I can relate to mostly everyone and they like me for it. Maybe try talking to someone about their interests or ask them about it :)
otamega · 9 years ago
@chelsea
Do you like straight up ask them about or how do you do it?
chelseajenise · 9 years ago
@otamega I just ask them if they are a part of any fandom
needmorec4 · 9 years ago
BUY ALL THE MERCH. Just buy Merch from fandoms of stuff you like to start conversations and make friends you can just geek out with over whatever