If there's anyone that I believe in, it's Jesus.

Ive heard of him atleast 100 times but I don't believe in him

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN HIM?! DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT WHAT OUR SAVIOUR AND LORD DID FOR HUMANS ON EARTH?! AND THE ILLUMINATI NAZI PIZZAS?!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CIRCLE SHAPED PIZZAS?! WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE TRIANGLE SHAPED PIZZAS LET ALONE NAZI PIZZAS?!

Cheesus Crust is the true god of pizzas

I'm currently trying to remember what movie I saw which had a restaurant with that name

who the fuck takes the cheese off a pizza

I don't know, but they are a threat to humanity. Can I join in?

Two people in my class took the cheese from their pizza because they hated cheese

There are now two less people living on earth, *tips fedora* you're welcome

Thank you sir

merci beaucoup, mon ami

You're welcome and de rien

Hey we cheese-strippers can't help being lactose intolerant

Well, lactose intolerance is an exception

But they weren't lactose intolerant

:O now I suddenly feel much better

:3

cheese-strippers are a stain on humanity
go enjoy your tomato bread in loneliness

*sips tea*
Tomato bread. Very disappoint.

I wish my pizza was Emo so it would CUT itself