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Ask @smitty
They're smooth
captainjackharknes · 7 years ago
i think im making it, will show screenshots asap
captainjackharknes · 7 years ago
wait shit so many messages would take lotsa screenshots and also i think i made it
smitty · 7 years ago
Yeah, but the ones @goodwifi is talking about only work if the person you're talking to is a fan of astronomy... they aren't even "pick up lines," they are more... dirty talk for Astronomers.

That said, if you happen to be chatting up two ladies at a bar near a tech school or research institute and the both seem interested, you could try this:

"You know ladies, if you'd like to spend a bit more time together after the bar closes... why don't we head back to my place for a night cap. I'm trying to wrap my head around some orbital dynamics equations, I'm trying to figure out the Three Body Problem... I could use your imput."
captainjackharknes · 7 years ago
im hanging out with her tomorrow or the day after
mrfahrenheit · 7 years ago
"Fuck me" Works on Tinder
captainjackharknes · 7 years ago
nah I've known her irl, i was just asking cause she thinks its kinda funny
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That's too bad, smitty
They were pretty good
captainjackharknes · 7 years ago
We went on a date.
deleted · 7 years ago
How'd it go?
captainjackharknes · 7 years ago
went to McDonald's, then Dollar store. bought sharpies, vandalized stuff.
deleted · 7 years ago
Sounds exciting
captainjackharknes · 7 years ago
she drew dicks, i improved signs
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She's a keeper, huh?
captainjackharknes · 7 years ago
well she's not exactly ready for a committed relationship yet
deleted · 7 years ago
That's too bad
Well, good luck with her