I refuse to lie purposefully. I'll bend, stretch, manipulate, and bribe the truth but I'll never outright lie.

That ... still count as lying imo tho, the heck ?

Not to us. Example:
*le me searching for a lighter in the drawer and am holding the batteries so I can see*
Old Man: What are you doing"
Me: Putting the batteries back in the drawer

I didn't lie. I was putting the batteries back - that just wasn't what I mainly doing.

So still a lie, there's no such thing as a semi-truth

But I don't like my moral laws. They suck.

It's something my brother pulled me into that he called "Elvish Lying". We still tell the truth but not the whole truth. Like if I'm driving somewhere and if asked I'll say I'm going to the store - I'll be going to the store but it isn't my main stop. That's Sonic.

I'm answering you honestly - you just weren't specific enough and I answered in a way I saw fit.

That's how I answer questions. Except I usually throw a sarcastic, "Narnia" in front of it.

I'm fairly secretive. I'd rather keep even my most boring activities a secret than let someone know about them.

I still consider that a lie since you're specifically asked what you intend to do or doin but okau

Okay *

One could be strict and consider any vague answer "lying".
But by all technicalities, it's not.

Exactly. Lying is telling an intentionally false statement. My reply was not false therefore it isn't a lie.

Who is next? In the meantime, I'm going to study the proper usage of whom.

Once I become annoyed, all bets are off. Anything or anyone that irritates me into being really fucking angry quickly makes my list of things whom I fervently despise and would rather swallow poison than interact with politely.

That's a nice whom sentence bro
I will never hit a girl or touch one without consent
Never fight another teletubby and I will never kill myself intentionally

That's fairly decent. I don't agree with the "never hit a girl" part though. I'm more of a "don't hit anyone unless it's in self-defense". I'm as equally likely to punch a female as I am a male if it's in self-defense.

I've been hit by girls before
I mean a push is okay but I won't flat out deck one in the face haha

Part of the reason women are on the list of things I will respond to was becuase some chick thought it would be funny to run up behind me and shove me into the sidewalk at 50 miles an hour. They weren't particularly apologetic about it, and kept laughing even as my friend helped pick me up. They just did it out of the blue as well, me and my friend were just minding our own business.

Lawyers don't have morals

I hate people who shit on things another has put time and effort into making.