I'll go first
Did you know the tsa has to press a button determining if you're a boy or girl

Bar code scanners scan the white part, not the black part.
casual wHiTe PrIvIlEgE

This is wHIte WAsHiNg

There's more Airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky

You need to masturbate on average 45+ times til your body gives up and dies

You know It's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold

Dude smuggled a 20 pound yam across the Mexico boarder into the U.S. to make the worlds first hormonal birth control.

Schizophrenics hear voices.
However a Schizophrenic Deaf will rather see voices as two hands floating in their face, signing to them.

Sunlight is called sunlight because it is light from the sun.
Ice is cold.

If you put sugar in your gas tank, you'll have a sweet ride

Apparently people who mastrubate more frequently have an less chance of getting heart cancer

There is a jellyfish that reverts back to a polyp. It is, unless eaten, immortal.

dragon astrology is as real as normal astrology.

Saurischian dinosaurs never went extinct, they live on as birds as they are their direct descendents. Ornithischian dinosaurs, however, left no direct descendents.

and the irony of that dinosaur fact keeps astonishing me. Gallimimus for example.... if anything was going to be a bird you'd think it would be something like that just shrunk. Except... no..... convergent evolution at 100%. Ostrich... at best.