I WISH YOU DID
granted, its at the center of the sun.

I wish I cured cancer

Granted, you cured one person, and lost the cure recipie, forgot what you had used to make it.

Or there is side affect that the people get super suicidal after getting cured and will kill themselves after 2 years

I wish that anything I could learn via education could be downloaded to my brain. i.e. all highschool/college/continuing ed classes i will immediately learn.

Granted, but along with the information you also get all the stress and worries the average student has, only you get it all en mass and not over time like a regular person.

And youll gey virus like computer

I wish for a regular quality, free taco.

Granted. But your body can't handle it and you're struck with a 4 hour diarrhea attack

I wish for having an answer to any question.

Granted. But the answers will only be said or written out in Latin

Don't care. Still free food.

I wish for nothing to ever cause me worry, not through any disorder in my brain; in that I don't value anything, but everything is taken care of so that I need not worry.

Granted. You are paralysed. Fully. Cannot move any muscle at all. Your brain is fully functional but your body is not

Good one

I want to poop consumable food that will be healthy for me to eat

The process is extraordinarily painful, and the chance that it will be edible is 1 in a heptillion.

I wish every time I touch a certain part of my skin I orgasm

Granted, but you also shit yourself at the same time

That spot is right between your shoulder blades, and it only works if you touch it with your hand, not with any other object or someone elses hand or other body part. You physically cannot reach that spot.