These are all beautiful

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

God dammit I love that meme

Stop eating the grass while we are having sex. Stupid goat.

Grandma, what are you trying to say? I can't understand you

Leuitenant Dan, icecream.

"Git er' dun, YEHAAAAW"

"...m'lady..."

@tarotnaters13th I grew up in redneck land so I bet someone I know said that before

*knew

Why are you Barking and stop wagging your tail.

*guy having sex with his full body pillow that has a fleshlight sewn into it* SUGOI!!

DAISUKI DESUYOOOO

NYAAAAAAHHHHH!

What do you mean I can't literally eat you.

"No Grandpa, you can have your Ensure AFTER we're done here."

What is ensure?

A liquid meal supplement commonly used by the elderly or underweight people who have trouble eating enough solid food to stay healthy.

Aah.

Why can't I insert your wooden leg in you?