Suggest custom events for the next Funsubstance hunger games.
When making an event, make sure to add (Player#) where a player’s name goes.
Also add (he/she#), (him/her#), (his/her#), (himself/herself#) where each number indicates the player number's gender.
EXAMPLE: (Player1) spears (Player2) in (his/her2) abdomen.
by jojofan · 14 comments 6 years ago
timebender25 · 6 years ago
Deaths(if possible):

(Player1) attempts to apparate without a license and splices (himself/herself1).

(Player1) realizes Coyote Time is purely fictional.

"What you gonna do, stab me?" ~ (Player1) before being stabbed by (Player2)
mrfahrenheit · 6 years ago
(Player4) brings a knife to a gunfight
mrfahrenheit · 6 years ago
(Player3) went in the dog park
(Player7) cannibalized (Player9)
pitty · 6 years ago
(Player10) thought it was a good idea to nap in a tree
timebender25 · 6 years ago
(Player7) thought breathing was optional.
mrfahrenheit · 6 years ago
(Player1) found a hat.
timebender25 · 6 years ago
(Player9) decided dubstep was a great idea.
pitty · 6 years ago
(Player 10) decides to shank (Player1) for the hat
dr_richard_ew · 6 years ago
(Player) stabs (Player) in the poop-hole
timebender25 · 6 years ago
So, wait. Do they stab themselves or someone else @dr_richard_ew?
dr_richard_ew · 6 years ago
Someone else, unless it's a type of suicide
timebender25 · 6 years ago
Death by dildo.
rydler · 6 years ago
(Player 2)'s lack of intellect got them killed while attempting to ingest a full grown tree.
deleted · 6 years ago
(Player 3) attempts to fly without wings; needless to say, they fail and die instantly.
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