I'm straight but I'd suck the dick with suction tube

Tap tap double tap. What the Frack is that?

That doesn't counts as sucking a dick.

Hell yeah I would! I'd show that girl such a good time that she'll beg me to turn lesbian for her

*Cackles maniacally*

so long as everyone is clean, *cackles maniacally*. I enjoy going down on girls already, and it wouldn't be the first dick I sucked, so whatever. Hey, devils threesomes can get crazy yo <_<.

Aah. Now I am Intrigued

I'd do it for a pizza roll tbh

Who wouldn't

I don't even like pizza rolls

But gotta feed that stomach

Bagel bites ftw

i want some pizza rolls but i won't suck dick for them

Did you hear about the guy who fucked a hot pocket

eww, what's next...macaroni???

I just pictured a macaroni noodle and busted out laughing at what that duck would look like xD

Dick

all cheezy and stuff
bits of macaroni falling off
and that mushy sound
eggs dee le mayo xD

I... I'm pretty sure it would be the same noise as slime videos....

I heard my name. Have I been summoned?