Wow. We actually meet normally for once. One of us usually pops in randomly.

Sorry, let me try again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzWCP9GJPUo

Haha thats more like ya.

How've ya been Spidey?

Meh. I took a nap. I tried teaching my sister how to stand on her hands, but she (Being a four year old) refused to use the wall to help her. She just kept falling down and saying "practice!"

Kids these days. Just refuse to listen. Ruining the economy

She's four years old and doesn't even have a career yet, smh. I'm still tired. Plus a little hungry.

If only there were a room in the house that contained edible products. I don't know. With a machine that keeps certain said products cold. Maybe even cold after they've been warmed again. A Re-fridgerator of sorts.

Yea, but the humans are supposed to be making some kind of "meal" where they desecrate the corpse of a long dead animal known as a "yard-bird" before adding energy to it in some way for it to be shoved down their face hole only for them to eject it from the other side.

True. However a hoofed animal may substitute for said yard-bird

These humans find it unnatural to eat outside of the seemingly random times given approximately twice a day.

Intriguing. They consume nourishment at two designated times regularly whether nourishment is required or not? This truly odd

They even eat more than they need just to use the energy acquired to deplete said energy levels!

I must study these more. Is it true that they consume copious amounts of what is called "Iced Cream" in place of dealing with the struggles and truths of reality?

Only those known as "Americans"

And these "Canadians" is it true that they add the blood of trees to their foods?

Indeed. My observations have confirmed that other humans, although this is the behavior they ridicule, seem to do the same.

Humans are quite contrary creatures. Influenced by "emotions" and "opinions" despite solid facts. Quite the strange being they are.

To summarize our report: https://i.imgur.com/zUnmpkH.png

Perfect.