Fire tastes amazing.

Iphone is better than Android.

Nice one

Car is short for Co-Aid Respected transportation.

Locomotive got it's name from Sir Locos of England. Nobody was sure what why he named it as such but he must have had his motives.

I regret nothing

The squeaking of chew toys simulates the cries and squeal of dying animals.

You can tell a cats age by measuring their whisker length

The voice which comes after dogs step their paws on ground determines their health

There are at leats 33 bancoconuts in the france alone so that afircans may die in lime.

The Nuclear Arsenal of India is 210 warheads.

I made that sentence by slowly typing the first thing that came to mind. This is the product of my mind when I'm not controlling it.

Btw. Since we are at it. The actual Nuclear Arsenal of India is 120-130 warheads.

Chihuahuas shake so much because they are known to get constipated a lot

If the equator was two degrees higher, then alpha would be killed by the fifteenth of the dark star via instant transmission. And now the weather.

The color of your puppy's paw indicates its health. If the paw is pink on the toes then it is healthy, but if the paw is pink at all then he is at serious risk of fatal amounts of bleeding and more prone to cancer.

The average person eats 300 times their weight in vegetables every year

Ceiling fans set to their highest setting are the cause of 15,000 deaths in America every year from the fan blades falling off and, in some cases, stabbing the current residents - even through walls.

The average human eats approximately 3 lobsters in their sleep per night

@kouyaaotsuki I love that one so much